“The apogee to the left of the pendulum is no more balanced than the right swing, and gravity will never stop pulling both back down to earth, to where real people live.”  –Dolster Idaho, First Democratically Elected Leader of the People’s Republic of Friedl, who was assassinated along with his wife, 5 children, and his entire cabinet for crimes against …

It was 1985. A company called Schandox discovered a cure for aging called Holy Grail. They said it would make people live for hundreds of years. It works after 12 doses spread out over two years. And that’s it. You might live a thousand years.